OK, this is pretty funny in my opinion, and I wish I could take the credit for it, but all credit is due Rush Limbaugh for this little tidbit.
How to celebrate Earth Day
"Drive. Drive! Drive five miles above the speed limit when you're on the highway. Go out and buy, buy, buy! Use extra toilet paper. Clog up the toilet if you have to with extra paper. Use, use, use. Turn on every light in the house, every light in the office, and leave it on when you leave -- and if you see anybody driving a stupid hybrid around, just buzz 'em with your horn and wave at 'em as you speed by. Just ram it down their throats, ladies and gentlemen."
Have a great earth day.
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